What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

After a few moments he returns.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

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I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Why do Christians think voting for Trump is any better than voting for Kamala Harris?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

HELLO

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

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Sure no problem officer.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

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No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Should transgender Ideology be renamed "Gender Revisionism/Biological Denialism"?

Yes sir it is.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.